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  • lachocolatecake:

    Rian Dawson is a man with many names.

    fappuclno:

    when you and ya bestfriend say something at the exact same time
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    mamamaysa:

    Alex Gaskarth of All Time Low - FAU 9/13

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 High five?
     High five?

    shouldnt:

    thatfunnyblog:

    me when i have to present in class

    omg

    leadhooves:

    housewifeswag:

    the look on their faces though. its like “omfg, charles. charles, charles. THE HUMAN IS WAVING. WAVE BACK, HURRY.”

    omg cutest ever

    HNNNNNNNNNNNNNG

    nicevagina:

"Yesterday I was a puppy, today I will dog."

    nicevagina:

    "Yesterday I was a puppy, today I will dog."

    i-am-superjohnlocked:

allthingshyper:

the-cunning-fire:

This is just so pleasing to watch. 

THE WITCHCRAFT i COULD DO WITH THIS CANDLE

two types of people

    i-am-superjohnlocked:

    allthingshyper:

    the-cunning-fire:

    This is just so pleasing to watch. 

    THE WITCHCRAFT i COULD DO WITH THIS CANDLE

    two types of people

    miaaaaaaauuuuuuu:

    me: hell yeah i love talking to my best friend

    person: what do you guys talk about

    me:

    me: uhh

    me:

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    the best swedish insults

    useless-swedenfacts:

    • skitstövel = shit boot
    • träskalle = wood head
    • puttefnask = no direct translation; a physically small prostitute
    • snorvalp = snot puppy