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  • caseyanthonyofficial:

    Having to explain a joke is like going to prom with your sister

    Reblog and see if you get a color.

    • PURPLE: We near never speak, but I do enjoy your presence on my dashboard.
    • FUCHSIA: I wish I could become your best friend through the internet.
    • GREY: You leave me with jumbled words.
    • RED: I'm in love with you.
    • PINK: I have a crush on you.
    • TURQUOISE: You're hot.
    • CHARTREUSE: I sincerely wish you would notice me.
    • TEAL: We have quite a lot in common.
    • BLUE: You are my Tumblr crush.
    • ORANGE: I dislike your page.
    • YELLOW: PLEASE FUCK ME.
    • WHITE: PLEASE MARRY ME.
    • GREEN: I find you cute.
    • BLACK: I would date you.
    • BROWN: I dislike you.

    lauren-jauregui:

    pashmere:

    omfg this gif is the answer for everything

    "how are you?"

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    "did you get a good grade?"

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    "how’s your romantic life?"

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    how’s ronaldo doing in the world cup so far?

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    clubsnuggie:

    tips on talking to me when I’m pissed off

    • don’t
    • me: feels lonely
    • me: isolates self